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    Epic site

    This site is just epic win, I am now going to go and commit suicide, rape babies and commit mass murder, just like the site claims a goth does.

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    Sometimes I love christians.
    My thread (flash)
    My other thread (ukulele)

    If there's text in your post that looks like this, that was me.

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    Come to think of it, Christians are very nice people... Well, most of them lol. Not the ones that are christian lunatics. They have problems

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    "The greatest threat to today's society is the rise of the gothic subculture. Goth is a sinister and violent subculture obsessed with Satanism, Wicca, Vampirism, BDSM, rape, child abuse, Hitler, bondage, sick sexual perversions, serial killers, death, drugs, self mutilation and other sick practices to vile to mention. Goth's are the Devil's Children. In my opinion, Goths are more dangerous to children than pedophiles" - Rev. R.G. Green

    Wait what? Since when did Goths have an obsession with Hitler?

    GOD HATES RETARDS
    Many people write to me to complain about my Churches views on Handicapped children.
    They tell me I must be 'wrong in the head' to think this way. That retards are just 'people too'!
    Do you know that many of these worthless freaks actually believe God created these ugly
    limbless monsters? I find that highly insulting even to suggest such blasphemy. So I have
    decided to create this 'God Hates Retards' section, so that people can understand that I
    am merely trying to educate them into the Bible truths about these vile and repulsive dumb
    animals. If every filthy retard dropped down dead tomorrow Jesus would weep tears of joy!
    When a retard dies, God laughs!

    GOD HATES WOMEN
    Our own Rev RG Green estimates that 99.999% of ALL women born today are heading straight to Hell!
    The truth is that so many women are turning away from God, and ignoring important Bible teachings
    about how they should act, how they should dress, how they should know their places!
    Though the fact of the matter is that while Bible teaches us MAN will be reunited with his maker,
    NOWHERE in the Bible does it say that women go to Heaven! In fact we do not even know if
    women have souls to save! While the Bible teaches God gave MAN an immortal soul, and made
    woman FOR him, NOWHERE in the Bible does it talk about God giving dogs, cats OR WOMEN a soul!
    LEARN THE BIBLE TRUTHS YOUR PATHETIC LIBERAL PREACHER IS TOO SCARED TO TELL YOU!

    HAHAHAHA!

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    Hmm so if there's no women in 'heaven', dosent that mean that everyone in 'heaven' becomes a homosexual?
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    The guy who made that site deserves the oscar for best possible attitude agains the fellow man.

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